Wednesday, 12 November 2008

PUA? MORE LIKE PUT IT UA

This is probably the nastiest video I've ever had the pleasure to be sent. Greasy teen tells other greasy teens how to snog girls on the beach? That's not good advice, that's Newquay.




Good on ya, mate!


Naturally Youtube provides the ideal platform for this sort of quick-fire 'self-help' rubbish. I wonder how many boys, too tied to their computers to have picked up any sparkling conversation that doesn't feature emoticons, have actually had success with the PUA (pick up artist) technique. Ask for my porn star name and I swoon! Steal me away from my friend and I'm yours forever! Pretend you're going to whisper in my ear and then eat my face? Dreamy!

Firstly 'T', as he is known to his disciples, implies that women are an easily duped bunch - shallow enough to need a catchy chat-up before they see beyond the pimple or 'average' face (his words). Secondly, and even more contemptibly, he makes his friend with the hidden camera tag along for the ride.

The Black Sheep does not approve of this sort of rule-book living. But why should you listen to us? It's not like we've got a Youtube video of us waving our hands around very, very fast and telling you how to find 12 minutes of everlasting happiness.

1 comment:

Adam Welch said...

brilliant! It helps to be good looking also, I find.